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« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2006, 06:22:54 PM » |
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beer trouble shooting tips. castlemainxxxx |
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« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2006, 06:25:53 PM » |
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for those more sensative parts of your body. botty |
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« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2006, 06:26:23 PM » |
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as a regular beer drinker, that had me in stitches...
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« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2006, 06:29:56 PM » |
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for those of you that do not have a paddle (requires much thought.) row your boat |
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« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2006, 06:31:52 PM » |
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HM, wonder what happened there then, I know I was doing it right as I had the directions in front of me.
who's a plonker, just reread the instructions. ME ME (only two hands)
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« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2006, 06:35:49 PM » |
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for these piccies to display instead of linking to them, you need to put the img tags [between brackets] around 'em...
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« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2006, 06:38:46 PM » |
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« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2006, 06:42:16 PM » |
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in continuation of my plonker thread, this is my new numberplate.  |
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« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2006, 06:47:25 PM » |
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WOW, and i thought I was bad.......................
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« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2006, 08:11:22 PM » |
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« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2006, 08:25:42 PM » |
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some more, to keep this thread going:  a funny news add on my gmail account some while back 
when exactly?
BEER TEMPERATURE CHECK  YEP, ONE'S JUST RIGHT... the other's not cold enough  |
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« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2006, 12:31:29 PM » |
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That was funny Murph...
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« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2006, 07:54:47 PM » |
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testing my new found skills or not,definately not, try no 12 clicky |
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« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2006, 05:43:29 AM » |
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I am proud to say, it did not work!
As it happens to me all the time friend.
The 'I love you' part of the address is worrying.................
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« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2006, 03:29:17 PM » |
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this one is a bit iffy, moderators remove it if you think it will offend. I have looked at it very closely and dont think it is a photoshoped one. this is what they call themselves. click |
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« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2006, 03:35:31 PM » |
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Try as I can, I cannot open it!
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« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2006, 03:43:42 PM » |
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Try as I can, I cannot open it!
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« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2006, 03:45:47 PM » |
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I can open it, and I think it's funny!  Some peeps might find it offensive, though............. |
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Do you know what "Nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
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« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2006, 03:46:48 PM » |
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NOW SORTED
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« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2006, 03:53:23 PM » |
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Hey man, D.o.G..........I laughed, but think I should not.
Hard to say in this world now a days.
Oh my PMSL.............................
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« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2006, 09:16:20 PM » |
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I'd have to call that acceptable because they are quite obviously sending themselves up, and if they are not offended why should anyone else be?
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« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2006, 09:59:20 PM » |
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I'd have to call that acceptable because they are quite obviously sending themselves up, and if they are not offended why should anyone else be?
Exactly!! I once worked for a bus comapny in West Bromwich & we had stacks of black & asian drivers. The stuff we all used to call each other would have never have normally been considered been acceptable, but it was all taken in the humerous way it was intended. It just goes to show that laughing st things like that post does not make you racist in anyway. PMSL by the way, top post!! |
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« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2006, 10:42:53 AM » |
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Ferrari Pit Crews
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds, even with millions of Euros worth of
high tech equipment.
Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move
by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international
recognition of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the
advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew
successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds.
But, within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the
vehicle to the McLaren Team for a dozen bottles of Stella, a kilo of cannabis
and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2006, 10:43:41 AM » |
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The tale of the Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them.
One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for 'Nick the Dragon Slayer' to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him a 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without a pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for 4 hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of 'Nick the Dragon Slayer' would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned 'Nick the Dragon Slayer'. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of a 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer
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« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2006, 10:45:26 AM » |
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Blonde LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooo, can you see Florida .  " CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." |
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